Sex, Capitalism And Chauffeur Hire

Some people think that money or love make the world go wound, but it’s actually sex that makes the world go round.

Money will buy things, bear with me on this oh patronised one, expensive things like flashy cars, designer clothes and even chauffeur hire if that’s your thing, and we all think we want it, don’t we?

Who wouldn’t want more money? Lots of it? No one. Why do we want it? So we can buy stuff, things; better things than we already have that will make us feel better, look better and enhance our lives. But still, inanimate objects nonetheless.

We want more money so that we can enhance ourselves. How we enhance ourselves is subjective and differs from person to person; a boob job here, a nice designer suit there, chauffeur hire or a massive great telly.

And we want to enhance ourselves to attract the best possible mate, one that will think we’re the best because we have all of this good stuff. And we want them to want to have sex with us.

"Wicked, now I'm gonna get loads!" squealed Mildred

It’s not necessarily a bad thing; if we weren’t all striving to get more money than each other the whole of our capitalist society would be totally screwed. In fact, we’d all be so laid back(!) nothing would ever get done. There’d be nothing to aim for. No one would bother to go to work if it wasn’t for sex – there’d be no reason to prove ourselves, earn for ourselves and show other humans how good we are and why they should mate with us.

Maybe that’s why Communism failed; because of sex.