Wedding Venues; Who Needs Them?

March1

People getting married, that’s who. But weddings are a waste of time really aren’t they?

Well, maybe more a waste of money than time, but still, for the couple, a waste of time too. All that time spent scrutinising wedding venues, wedding outfits, menus; whatever else you need to organise for a wedding.

Don’t get me wrong, I totally love a good wedding party, but then I like ANY kind of party, or any situation in which you can have a drink and a good time.

But with most of the weddings I’ve been to I couldn’t really care less about the people’s marriage. Good for them and all that, but I can’t really get excited about other people’s love lives.

So all the time people plough into making sure this is exactly right and that is perfect is a bit of a waste really, because for me weddings are like Christmases; they all roll into one, and it’s really hard to distinguish which wedding venues were for whose weddings, who served what food and what the weather was like. It gets worse when you have a relative who has had multiple weddings, as is common in my family.

But it doesn’t really matter what I think about the subject. It doesn’t look like I’ll be getting married ever. Oh no! No tying yourself to someone for the REST OF YOUR LIFE, whether you still love them after 20, 40 or even 60 years or not?? Oh no! What a bummer.